in a recent and irrelevant conversation with someone,
....we decided to give alternative twists to some fairytales.
Cinderella
The prince had finally found Cinderella in her house and everyone was waiting expectantly as she tries on the glass slipper.
But it broke as she put it on.
Snow White
In real life, Snow White is erm, African American. And she's actually a GIANT. Therefore the seven dwarfs are not really midgets, they just look small next to Snow White.
Beauty And The Beast
(My version) After Beauty kissed the Beast, he floated up in the air and underwent that magical transformation. But when he came back down, he actually became UGLIER.
(His version) When the Beast came back down, Beauty then realised that actually he was her ALTER EGO. The Beauty was the Beast. *cues in fight club soundtrack*
Rapunzel
When the prince finally climbed all the way up to the tower, he found out that Rapunzel had become a 80 year old granny.
When she saw him, she cackled, "I took many years to grow my hair long enough for you."
The End
Cinderella
The prince had finally found Cinderella in her house and everyone was waiting expectantly as she tries on the glass slipper.
But it broke as she put it on.
Snow White
In real life, Snow White is erm, African American. And she's actually a GIANT. Therefore the seven dwarfs are not really midgets, they just look small next to Snow White.
Beauty And The Beast
(My version) After Beauty kissed the Beast, he floated up in the air and underwent that magical transformation. But when he came back down, he actually became UGLIER.
(His version) When the Beast came back down, Beauty then realised that actually he was her ALTER EGO. The Beauty was the Beast. *cues in fight club soundtrack*
Rapunzel
When the prince finally climbed all the way up to the tower, he found out that Rapunzel had become a 80 year old granny.
When she saw him, she cackled, "I took many years to grow my hair long enough for you."
The End
