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a potpourri of sense and feminine lunacy

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If life was like the movies (part III)

  • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

  • You're very likely to survive any battle of any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone the picture of your sweetheart back home.
  • Everyone knows you're suppose to stop and surrender your car to anyone who shouts and flashes a badge in front of you.

  • The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think to look for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building with no difficulty.

  • If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be throw through it before long.

  • When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet when you take out the bill, just grab one at random, it will always be the exact fare.

  • Any person waking from a nightmare will bolt up and pant.

  • Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering the kitchen at night, just open the fridge door and use that light instead.

  • The Chief of Police will always dismiss his best detective, or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman washes his hands.

  • TV bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment it comes on.

  • It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to motivate you.

    part I and part II

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