the perfect job
1) My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2) Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3) After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4) Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5) Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
6) My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
7) I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
8) Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit.
9) I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
10) I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
11) So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
12) After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
13) My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
14) SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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2) Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3) After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4) Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5) Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
6) My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
7) I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
8) Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit.
9) I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
10) I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
11) So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
12) After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
13) My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
14) SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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