pride and prejudice
"Mari, can you picture me being a CEO?"
"But i don't want you to be a CEO."
"If you don't want me to be one, that means you can picture me as one!"
"I can picture ANYBODY as a CEO, its not just you. Can you picture me being a CEO?"
"No."
"Why not!?"
"Because you are a girl."
"........"
"Heehee, it's called the glass ceiling effect! I read it in my Organizational Behavior textbook. Women working in the office can only look through the ceiling above them but they can't reach it."
(mari mentally strangles him)
"...when i become a CEO, i'll make sure all the women are so far down the ladder that i can't even see them. The only woman in my office will the one who brings me my orange juice."
"CEOs don't drink orange juice lor. They drink espressos."
"No wonder CEOs die young."
"But i don't want you to be a CEO."
"If you don't want me to be one, that means you can picture me as one!"
"I can picture ANYBODY as a CEO, its not just you. Can you picture me being a CEO?"
"No."
"Why not!?"
"Because you are a girl."
"........"
"Heehee, it's called the glass ceiling effect! I read it in my Organizational Behavior textbook. Women working in the office can only look through the ceiling above them but they can't reach it."
(mari mentally strangles him)
"...when i become a CEO, i'll make sure all the women are so far down the ladder that i can't even see them. The only woman in my office will the one who brings me my orange juice."
"CEOs don't drink orange juice lor. They drink espressos."
"No wonder CEOs die young."
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